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Windless days and time (mis)spent on the local iWindsurf forum bring to mind
that dandy Mr. Rogers tune, Won't you be my Neighbor?
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood, I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. So, let's make the most of this beautiful day. |
Let's see who's in the neighborhood today...
Mr. Fick shares his PLONK formula for forum pest eradication.
Much maligned or simply outed. Let the iWindsurf forum reader be the judge.
Brucie posts the prologue to his new user guide.
On iWindsurf, Isobars makes a humbling confession.
On iWindsurf, Isobars tries to focus on ROW.
On iWindsurf, Isobars agrees that less is more.
94 posts after declaring he wouldn't debate the point,
Isobars finishes (probably not) his "Bushed(CRAP)" sandwich.
Isobars chooses Brucie as his new BFF.
Isobars PLONKS away all the fun kids in class
and becomes
Isolated at a table for one.
On the iWindsurf topic Any Comments on the Latest Edition of Windsurfing?
Isobars posts, "...some of us don't even look at the flashy pictures."
Isobars' daily iWindsurf rantings are like Montezuma's revenge,
an unending stream of loose stools discharged from behind the curtain.
As seen on TV -- (and the internet)--the ultimate PLONK tool.
Get yours soon. Use it in good health!
How many punches 'til you get a free ride? Our friend from the lunatic fringe
castigates a detractor (that'd be me),
for questioning his integrity
and the credibility of his posts on iWindsurf.
On iWindsurf, Isobars' resorts to petty name-calling when the veracity
of his arguments is called into question.
Sailingjoke waxes poetic about
his recent encounter with nature and his love of dancing on South Beach
Seedysailor searches for
light at the end of the tunnel.
Seedysailor's lackluster Florida windsurfing experience
leaves him grasping at straws
Mike Fick ( \m/ shaka if he loves ya, just Isobars if he don't)
goes postal on global warming via iWindsurf.
start browsing the thread here
His isobars are too tightly wound!
Recently the iWindsurf forums have
been inundated with posts from Brucie's sailingjoke.
Is he a cross-dressing clown or a simpleton joke?
He gives his alter-ego seedysailor a run for the money!
I can't help it. It had to be done.
On Windsurfingmag forum the *swift one comments on
the new German language windsurfing magazine.
Time for Brucie to make his Deutsch mark!
Coming soon to a store near you!
Just when you thought it's safe to turn off your computer along comes a leather-bound-boxed version of the ever popular internet game Where's Brucie? This premier *Collector's Edition is in pure analog form (no digital converter required) and includes all the warped personalities and sock puppets you've come to know and love on your favorite internet forums.
Match wits with family and friends and be the first to accurately predict Brucie's next stop on his never-ending virtual journey around the globe. Earn extra points by deciphering his unintelligible coded messages and by guessing his next nom de plume. The reviews are in...this game is more fun than a barrel of monkeys because it's a box full of Brucies that you can take home and shake 'til the crazy's all gone!
*Where's Brucie? Collector's Edition is an adult game. A minimum IQ of 52 and/or moderate intoxication is recommended to simulate Brucie's thought processes. Manufacturer assumes no liability for uncontrolled, multiplying personalities that may spew from the opened box.
On iWindsurf the *seedy one explores the relationship between
early childhood trauma and later irrational behavior.
Wearing his warped patriotism like a badger of honor, Brucie (Sinbad2)
is exposed as an ugly merkin with only a teeny weenie
grasp of the multicultural geopolitical scene.
Brucie's predilection for digital prodding is explored on iWindsurf
JollyRoger (JoeJane) gets his flagpole in an uproar
in search of an image of Pueno (Oneup in the mirror)
Well who woulda' thunk it, but Isobars (aka Mike Fick)
has decided that I (Mo...me) am none other than *Brucie and *friends.
Looks like he only reads his posts.
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Has dear old Brucie gone over the edge? Or is he stuck in a gender blender? 
Swiftsailor subcribes to Windsurfing Mag and gets a nifty new hat... 
...then posts an invisible picture of himself in it
More speedysailor nonsense from Lake Quannapowitt